A band of tiny but strong halflings from an idyllic little land join up with a human king-in-waiting, an elf archer and a doughty axe-swinging dwarf who are trying to stop the Evil Dark Lord from taking over the world and enslaving or killing everybody. In a world whose name means “middle world.”
Yeah, I read it before. And it was a lot better when J.R.R. Tolkien wrote it.
Okay, backstory: Dennis McKiernan apparently began writing when he was in a bad motorcycle crash and was immobilized for some months, so he wrote a sequel to Lord of the Rings. Shockity-shock-shocks, you can’t actually publish a literal sequel because the Tolkien estate will shut you down so fast your head spins, so he changed the names and a few details…. and then wrote a prequel trilogy with the same basic plot but a few new details, like a sugary princess and a COMET OF DEATH. And no ring. Plus the bad guy is carved out of Cheez.
Anyway, he wrote some actual original stories after that, but whatever.
The Mithgar Series
- The Dragonstone – Some incredibly tiny elf chick foresees that she has to get a bunch of cliched people/objects together or the world is going to end. Or maybe it will anyway. It’s all very confusing.
- Hel’s Crucible Duology –No, that is not a typo.
- Into the Forge – A halfling goes across the world with a tiny round object that may or may not be able to save the world. Wait, I’ve heard this one before. Also: elf perverts.
- Into the Fire – Apparently war is long, boring, and repetitive. Also, the plague may break out at any random time.
- The Eye of the Hunter
- Tales of Mithgar
- The Iron Tower Trilogy –Think Lord of the Rings, but whinier and weirder and with more crying.
- The Dark Tide
- Shadows of Doom
- The Darkest Day
- Voyage of the Fox Rider – In which elves, dwarves, faeries and a wizard sail around doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
- The Silver Call Duology – Originally written as a sequel to Lord of the Rings,but when it was shot down by J.R.R. Tolkien’s estate, McKiernan turned it into a purely derivative work.
- Trek to Kraggen-Cor
- The Brega Path
The Faerie Tale Books
- Once Upon A Winter’s Night – A fairy tale adaptation, with some fairly explicit sex, a Purity Sue and much meanderings around in Faery.
- Once Upon a Summer’s Day –
- Once Upon an Autumn Eve –
- Once Upon a Spring Morn –
- Once Upon a Dreadful Time – Time for happily ever after! Or whatever!
- Caverns of Socrates – It’s got fantasy, but it’s actually sci-fi. Eh, just read it. It makes more sense. Think a not-very-good RPG game combined with the off-brand 2001: A Space Odyssey.
- The Halfling House – A supposed tribute to Tolkien that isn’t anything of the kind, in which in a lot of tiny people go on an unsatisfying adventure through time and space.