Fire and Ice

Or Butts Butts Butts Evil Gay Men Butts Rotoscoping Boobs and BUTTS!

If you’re a big Lord of the Rings fan, then the movie Fire and Ice will seem weirdly familiar. This is because it’s by Ralph Bakshi, the hack who made the infamous animated Lord of the Rings movie, which is entirely made up of bad rotoscoping and matte paintings. Expect more of the same.

  • Good news: This movie does not rape a treasured classic.
  • Bad news: This just means we get butts. A sea of butts! All the butts and boobs that he wasn’t allowed to put in Lord of the Rings because the book contains not a single G-string! And phallic stuff! Lots and lots of it!

But don’t just take my word for it.


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